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Some cartoons are funny; some cartoons aren't; some cartoons are so morbid and vulgar that one can only imagine the mind in which it came; while the rest are simply animated with no actual purpose in mind. A joke is a joke, even when no one laughs. Just ask Andy Kaufman. He will tell ya too, if his dead ass could speak. Here at DiegarVision we strive to give you everything you never asked for and much much more. We do not condone the viewing of our cartoons for children, under the age of 420, nor to midgets with enormous genitals. If the said midgets have small penises (dicks), or undersized vaginas (pussies: plural for Pussy), then they may view one or two of our flicks, but then they must leave. Any cartoons dealing with drugs are specifically designed as subliminal messages to minors who wish to try crack products without their parent's consent. But no worries: if they are underage, they shouldn't have come here in the first place. They should be out smoking weed, snorting cocaine and freebasing meth-amphetamines with the neighborhood bum. Some people might be wondering why this text is all hidden. Well the answer to that is simple. If you are too stupid to find it, then you should kill yourself. Suicide isn't immoral; it is a good idea and should be condoned in all cultures, worldwide. Some people will see all of this scrollable empty space below our site and think that we are just horrible at HTML. Others will have it set up to force the text into a readable color. Well, fuck those people!!! One of our cartoons has a sheep getting corn-holed by a psychopath and hopefully, there will be more to follow. We will be getting a PO Box very soon too, so you can send us all the drugs you want. If they gets past the "Man", we will make sure we sell them to the deadbeat mother fuckers who sponge your tax dollars on welfare, to better the site. To all those Carebear loving, minithin popping, crack smoking, ecstasy (XTC) rolling, acid tripping, shroom eating, gas sniffing, Whiteout huffing, fun loving losers, we at DiegarVision would like to wish a good day and ask that you get your ass a new pipe and smoke away your last brain cell. If you have a sick idea, a cute idea, a morbid idea, or just a random fucking thought that you might like to see animated in some way, by all means, leave us an email and we will be sure to acknowledge it in one way, or another. If your idea sucks monkey cock, we will show you how much we hate it by completely ignoring you (a Diegar original idea). If it is good enough to make a whole skit on, we will make sure to give you full credit in the cartoon itself. If your idea is worth entering a piece into one of our own cartoons, we will mention you in the credits. Now to the most important part of our written statement: If you think we rock, like we do, or just think that we have done a good job, please donate a buck or two. I mean, we aren't asking for much. Just a little money to keep the site going and perhaps even make improvements on it which cost money. Plus, the nice guy at Pimpworks, who runs our little site would like to see some money too, so a buck or two is all we ask. Though, a couple hundred bucks would pretty much get you a blowjob. To make donations, you can click the PayPal link at the top of the page and choose a denomination that fits your likings, as well as, your means. You must be over 18 to donate, I think, so preteens need not attempt it. Soon, we will be producing and selling T-Shirts. Not just any old raggedy T-Shirts, but DiegarVision quality shirts. Mexicans and homie ganstas will love the shirts, so check back often to see if we have stepped up to that level. Our site was designed in winblows at a screen resolution of 1024x768. Someone once told us that 800x600 is the standard, but fuck him all to hell. Some bitch, once upon a time, also told us that the colors would never work either, and fuck that cunt too, with nine inch nails and turkey gravy! We will continue to make shit however we see fit and we offer the big central digit to anyone who don't like it. I mean, come on. It isn't like the site has any popup ads, right? We Just have a few banners for your amusement, in the hopes that you might click on something by mistake. We aren't all bad and we do stand behind our American troops in the gulf, but fuck Ala and Bush and have a nice day!
Jay Diegar